High School Woes

[Xura]

Lol. I had foster brothers for about 2 years, and we all went crazy. They were so bad that we got to this point where everyone thought we were exaggerating the things they did- when we weren't. So we started filming and recording them. The five year old was probably the worst. For whatever reason, he went in the basement, peed in a bucket, and then dumped it all over the floor. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sill trying to flush everything out of my system

Anyway, advice my parents gave me when I attended a private school with a dress code and horrible principals:
Me: Mom, I went to school today with leggings and the principal told me "your mother let's you go to school in those?!"
Mom: AWWW NAH! He did NOT say that when his daughter goes to their school in mini-skirts! YOU STICK UP FOR YOURSELF.
Me: I can't
Mom: THEN IM WRITING AN EMAIL!
Me: Nuuu /).(\ don't make people hate me
Mom: You need to tell him that he can have an invitation into the world of SHUT IT. And that your mom does let you go to school in leggings and if he has a problem with it, then he can pay your tuition

[Coolpaw5]

Nice. ANYWAY, WE'RE GETTING OFF-TOPIC (mostly because of me, haha)

Uh... What should a new poll be? I don't really want to put up the same poll because it's repetitive and there's two many choices. x.x

[Baylin]

jimmy's next breakdown?

if Lucy should make up with Alyssa?

[Coolpaw5]

Well, I mean... I'm pretty sure everyone would choose yes.

Hm... I'll think about it.

[.:That_Potato:.]

I know that this is from a while ago, but I feel bad for Jimmy.


Lucy really needs to take a chill pill. Chill out, girl!

[Coolpaw5]

Logan sat next to me.

Logan: **sigh**
Me: Girl trouble?
Logan: You think?
Me: I think you should just let her cool down for a bit. She's never yelled like this.
Logan: Hm.
Me: Hey! Since I gave you romance advice, can you give me some?
Logan: You really didn't give me-
Me: Okay, so there's this guy I like, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't like me back because he asked me for romance advice.

Logan: ... Okay? And?
Me: Well, do you think he really doesn't like me???? O-O
Logan: You don't really know unless you ask him.
Me: But-, but-,
Logan: Who knows. What did he ask you?
Me: He asked how to confess to someone.
Logan: Maybe he wanted to know your preferred confession.
Me: Ha, as if. Would he really ask me for romance advice if he liked me?
Logan: ... Yeah... He wouldn't.
Me: WOW, THANKS.
Logan: I'm just saying. Like if I were your crush, would you ask me for romance advice like you are right now?
Me: **shrugs** Maybe I would. I don't know.
Logan: I see.
Me: Yup. I have a question.
Logan: Hm?

I started sketching him.

Me: Do you have an ex-girlfriend?
Logan: Well, aren't you blunt?
Me: Just asking. You don't have to answer if you don't want to.
Logan: No, it's fine. Yeah, I've been in a couple of relationships.
Me: Really?
Logan: Do I not look like it?
Me: No... It's just that... Hm... I don't really know.
Logan: **raises eyebrow**
Me: **cough** ANYWAY, who was it?
Logan: Okay, this is where I use my right to keep silent.
Me: Whhhhat? I'm curious. Did something happen to her?!?!?!?!?!?
Logan: "No... It's just that... Hm... I don't really know."
Me: Don't mock me. D:<
Logan: **laughs** I don't kiss and tell.
Me: What's that supposed to mean?
Logan: That I'm not telling you.
Me: Is it someone I know?
Logan: Maybe.
Me: Arrrghhh, I want to find out now.
Logan: Maybe I'll tell you in the future.

After that, we just chatted about normal stuff, like turtles, explosions, basically anything that came to our minds.

I managed to draw the basics of everyone, so I didn't really need Logan anymore. It was already late, so I just told Logan that we couldn't do the tutoring thing.

Yup.

My day in a nutshell. Yay.

Well, bye!

I've completely misjudged how long this post was going to be, so enjoy this super short post!

5. Just Stuff Happened, That's All

[.:That_Potato:.]

Short post, whateves. Still good :3

[Coolpaw5]

Thanks!

[Neon-chan]

CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED *loud siren* ATTENTION, LUCY HAS READ THE DIARY! I REPEAT, LUCY HAS READ THE DIARY!
sorry I just had to

Lucy stahp, just stahp, please, just STAHP

#alyssacantgetahint #clueless

ex-girlfriend? did he break up with Lucy?
or is it Courtney?

or what?



Sorry this is late but
OMG YASSSS #ALYMMY4EVER #PLANEIT #SHIPIT I dont care if its in the past!


#toomanyhashtags

[Coolpaw5]

Uh. Hi.

Oh, before we start, I decided to upgrade you against any future break-ins. Yup, that's right. I put you in a safe and locked it up! That'll show Lucy from EVER READING YOU AGAIN. GAH IM GETTING ANGRY JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. LIKE HOW COULD SHE JUST DO THAT GRRRR

Uh... Anyway... Let's start from the beginning, shall we?

Okay, it was a nice day, I think. Or maybe it wasn't. I don't really remember, BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THE WEATHER

Anyway, I was walking to school with Megan. She was filling me in with recent gossip, even though I really don't know anyone. Even if I don't know who they are, it's pretty entertaining to hear what people will do to other people for stupid stuff.

Megan: So, Kelly and Tina got into a fight, again.
Me: Again? For what?
Megan: This time, it was just arguing. Not a fist-fight like last time.
Me: Well, that's a step down from usual.
Megan: Something like how Tina was caught kissing Kelly's boyfriend.
Me: How did Kelly not at least slap Tina for that?
Megan: Beats me.
Me: Do you think it's worth fighting for a guy?
Megan: Of course.
Me: Really?
Megan: If you don't fight for what you want, how are you ever going to get it?
Me: Maybe.
Megan: That's just what I think.
Me: Oh. Nice.

She is totally going to kill me for Razor.

She continued talking about the fight, but I was just concerned about my own survival. We eventually made it to school right when I was planning exactly how much it would cost to get a plane ticket to Rome.

I had math first, so that meant TIMEEE

Me: Hey Time
Time: Hi Alyssa.

. . .

Me: Hey... Do you want to try the cheesiest pick up line contest again?
Time: Here for a rematch, I see.
Me: **laughs** Maybe. Let's just do this.
Time: Ladies first
Me: I've been studying.
Time: Oh, have you? That's a tad bit creepy.
Me: Yup! Ahem, my doctor says I've been missing Vitamin U.
Time: Pft, wow. There's only one thing I want to change about you, and it's your last name.
Me: Pfffft, wow. **holds out hand** Can you hold this for me while I go out for a walk?
Time: **laughs** That's kinda cute. Were you in Girl Scouts, because you tie my heart into a knot.
Me: .__. Do you make these up on the spot or...?
Time: No, I've used a couple of them on girls.
Me: Boy, I bet it gets you all the ladies.
Time: **winks** You know it.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DONT WANT ANYONE READING THIS AHHHHHHH

LUCY GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU'RE READING THIS

Gosh, just remembering this is embarrassing. Okay anyway.

Me: Mm.

I unfortunately admitted my defeat. Again.

The class ended shortly after, with the teacher reminding us of our project that's due this Friday.

Of course, being me, I didn't start it. No biggie. I'll do it tomorrow or something.

I kind of zoned out in English class, which was just reading Pride & Prejudice or something.

Lunch came soon, YES.

I sat with Time and Megan. They have other friends, so sometimes I sit alone. Poor, asocial, and lonely me.

Our conversation somehow went from today's horrible lunch to our love life. Interesting turn.

Megan: So! Alyssa, who do you have a crush on?
Me: Shut up.
Megan: Well, that's rude.
Time: You have a crush on someone?
Megan: We all do, darling.
Me: Some of us would prefer to keep that a secret.
Megan: Well, some of us don't. Time, you wanna tell us?
Time: ... **cough**
Megan: No? Okay, I'll go first.

She stood up, which attracted the attention of some of the people near us.

Megan: I HAVE A CRUSH ON RAZOR

She calmly yelled. Well, as calmly as you can yell. I looked around to find Razor and see his reaction, but he was nowhere to be seen. However, I did see almost the ENTIRE CAFETERIA STARING AT MEGAN. And us, by association.

She just as calmly sat down, as if she didn't profess her love for Razor for everyone to hear.

Me: ... WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!
Megan: It's your turn.
Time: I, I, don't have a crush on anyone.
Megan: Uh huh. That explains why you write romance novels in your spare time.

Time said nothing and shrank away. Meanwhile, the entire cafeteria still had lingering stares at us. Megan, of course, didn't care. I did.

Megan: So, Alyssa, wanna go?
Me: No.
Megan: Aww, come on. You said you would if I told you mine.
Me: One, you already know who it is, so I don't know what you're trying to accomplish here-
Megan: Oh, you know what I'm trying to accomplish. **wink wink**
Me: And two, pretty much the entire school already knew who you liked, and if they didn't before, they know now, so I would pretty much be the only one losing something here. Also, I never promised that.
Megan: Fine. I really don't know who Time likes though. Who do you like?
Time: **shrugs** This girl talk is boring.

He took his lunch and went to another table with his other friends.

Me: >____>
Megan: Well, guys will be guys.
Me: **sigh**
Megan: Well, I should get going. I have to go to the library to do my math project.
Me: I'll come along. I didn't even start mine.
Megan: It's a wonder why you aren't on the honor roll.
Me: Because I hang out with you. Talking to you kills my brain cells.
Megan: Did something happen? You've gotten so ruthless lately.
Me: Just stuff.
Megan: Hm.

We worked silently in the library. I'm like, halfway thorough my project.

But of course, Megan's all done already. >:T

Megan: I'll leave you here, if that's fine by you?
Me: Yeah, I think I'll be able to finish without you pestering me with questions every five seconds.
Megan: **sigh** What happened?
Me: Nooooothing.

She stared at me for a moment before leaving the library.

Yup.

Just an ordinary day. Whoo.

Bye.

6. Worst Day Ever (Part One)