High School Woes

[y-BearRut]

That......
Was.....
HILARIOUS..... xD Good Luck Alyssa....

[Neon-chan]

the ships are SAIIIILINGG!!! ~~~

[SilverWoes]

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

-one million years later-

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[Coolpaw5]

I walked up and grabbed the second microphone that was on one of those stand thingies.

I felt really embarrassed for some reason.

Time: Ready?
Me: Yea-
Razor: I WANT TO DO A DUET WITH YOU, TIME.
Time: ●_● Um. Okay.

Razor walked up and looked at the screen. He grabbed the microphone that I was holding.

Razor: Um, this machine grades us differently even if we do a duet so I want to try beat you.
Time: Oh. Okay? Sure?

Time was singer 1 and Razor was singer 2. The music started and Timon started singing. I guess the duet part is when the lion start singing.

Time: ♪ Can you feel the love tonight ♪

Time was actually a pretty good singer. Like pretty, really good. But maybe I'm biased.

Time: ♪ The peace the evening brings
The world for once in perfect harmony
With all its living things ♪

Courtney: ... Have you ever heard Razor sing before?
Megan: ... Strangely, no. Every time we had a karaoke night, he always didn't sing.
Me: That's weird. Do you think he's really-


Razor: ♪ So many things to tell HER ♪

OH GOSH NO WHY

Razor: ♪ But how to make her SEEEEEEEE ♪

Megan just sort of stared in horror while Courtney ran out of the room saying, "HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM. NOT RUNNING AWAY OR ANYTHING"

After the song was done, we all just stared at them in silence. Courtney silently poked her head back into the room and tip-toed to the back when she heard that Razor thankfully stopped singing.

Razor: **cough** Um. I guess we're the tone-deaf triplets?
Me: I don't mean to be rude, but... It was like hearing a singer with a cat trapped on a ceiling fan next to him.
Razor: Oh dude, you just got burned.
Time: >.> I'm pretty sure that that wasn't directed towards me.

Megan: 7 for Time, 1,000 for Razor!
Courtney: 6 for Time, 1,000,000 for Razor!
Time: This was a rigged contest from the start!
Me: I say um, 8 for Time and 5 for Razor.
Time: A sane judge finally comes.
Me: **laughs** Anyway, who's going next?

Time: You are, obviously.
Me: What?!
Razor: You're the only one who hasn't gone.
Me: B-B-But I don't want to!
Time: Then why did you come?
Me: BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA WE WERE COMING HERE
Razor: Stilll! Come on, we came all the way here. The least you can do is sing a song.

Megan and Courtney were arguing about the rules of their bet, Megan saying that they should only do ballads and Courtney saying they should do rap songs.

Me: I-, I mean... Fine.

I walked up and grabbed the microphone.

Me: Okay, let's go old school and do Do You Want To Know A Secret? by the Beatles!

They all stared at me as the music started up. I could feel fear grabbing me (Oh, did I mention I have horrible stage fright? Like, seriously, I puked when I had to read a speech to the entire school in ninth grade. One reason why I hated that year.)

Me: ♪ Y-Y-You'll never know how much I really love you
You'll never know how m-much I really care ♪


I took in a deep breath.

Me: ♪ Listen
Do you want to know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell, whoa oh, oh ♪

♪ Closer
Let me whisper in your ear
Say the words you long to heeeear
I'm in love with yooou, wooo ♪

I managed to finish the song without any major accidents and awkwardly placed the microphone on the stand and sat down.

Nobody really said anything until...

Razor: YOU'RE AN AMAZING SINGER, LIKE 10 OUT OF 10 GOOD
Me: T-Thank you. **covers face with hands** GAH I JUST SANG
Time: You're pretty much the best singer here. After me, of course.
Megan: You mean, after me.
Courtney: You're a pretty awesome singer. Much better than Megan, though, that's not saying much.
Megan: HEY

They chatted a bit more.

Megan: I'd say... Whatever for Alyssa.
Me: Is someone jealous of my magnificent singing skills?
Megan: Jealous? More like sorry for you!
Me: **laughs** Thanks.
Megan: Whatever. My turn! We're redoing the bet. I want to do Headphones by Britt Nicole.

We all covered our ears.

Megan: ♪ She gave it her BEEEEEEST
She tried to fit IIIIN ♪

After the song (I can't remember the rest. It was actually my first time hearing the song) she bounced onto the couch we were sitting on.

Megan: Okay, grade me honestly and keep it on the scale 1-10. How'd I do?
Courtney: You want honesty? I'd say a 0.5.
Me: I think you did pretty good!
Courtney: Yeah, pretty good for her.
Me: So I would give you a 4!
Time: I think a 6!
Razor: I'd say 3.
Megan: My average went up!

She got a 27 on it. After a few minutes of yelling and laughing, Courtney went up to do the bet.

Courtney: I'm going to do... Kiss the Girl from Ariel

Courtney: ♪There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don’t got a lot to say
But there’s something about her ♪

She's... Okay? I've said this before. Deja vu.

I mean, like reading an essay, dang it, i said that before too

Anyway...

Megan: I give you a 0.003 for dying ostrich.
Courtney: The fudge.
Megan: Have you ever heard one die? I have. Terrifying noise.
Courtney: This got weird real fast.
Me: I'd give you a 4
Courtney: Wait, you scored me the same as Megan? Seriously?!
Razor: I'd give you a 6.
Time: A 3.
Courtney: I got a... 36! HA! $1,000!
Megan: Completely unfair.

Megan opened the purse and handed 10 one-hundred bills. AND NO ONE THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD THAT SHE CARRIED THAT MUCH MONEY ON HER AT ALL TIMES, LIKE WHAT IF SOMEONE ROBS HER?!

Razor: Ooh, ooh, I wanna do Let It Go from Frozen!!!
Me: Oh gawsh no
Time: Are you sure you don't want to do a song that's possibly... Shorter? And softer? And nonexistent?
Razor: Aw shaddup. I WANNA DO FROZEN SO IM GONNA DO FROZEN
Time: ... This guy is four months older than me?

Razor: ♪ THe snow glows white on the mountain TONIGHT
NOT A FOOT PRINT TO BE SEEN ♪
Time: Well, this just went from mellow to hardcore rock.
Razor: ♪ A KINGDOM OF ISOLATION
AND IT LOOKS LIKE IM THE QUEEEEEEEN ♪ **guitar solo**

Razor: ♪ LET IT GOOOOOOOOO
CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEE
LET IT GOOOO
TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR ♪

Me: Well. That was certainly. Something.
Megan: I think it was great. Like, putting a twist on a song.
Courtney: **scoff** Butt kisser.
Megan: I'm sorry, did you say something? I couldn't hear you over how rude you were being.
Courtney: Was that your attempt at a joke? Because it sort of sucked.
Megan: Was your face an attempt to look pretty? Because it sort of didn't work.
Courtney: What does that even mean?
Megan: Heck if I care. **looks at watch** It's sort of late. We should get going. Who knows what comes out at night.
Me: WELL IF YOU WERE SO WORRIED, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T CARRY THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WITH YOU ALL THE TIME

But I said that in my head because OBVIOUSLY, IT WOULD BE A WEIRD THING TO SAY BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO POINT THAT OUT

We all eventually left. The car ride was mainly quiet because almost everyone fell asleep. Well, except me and Time (The driver)

Me: I'm so tired. -n-
Time: Then sleep.
Me: Then you would be bored.
Time: Aw, you're thinking of me? I'm touched, Alyssy.
Me: SHADDUP. DON'T CALL ME ALYSSY. I'M SLEEPING
Time: **chuckle chuckle**

I did fall asleep and only drowsily woke up to get back in the house.

They all said some things but I forgot.

Anyway. I'm tired, I have no idea what I'm writing. I was going to sleep but i just kinda flopped on the bed and wrote in you.

On another note, I found a bunch of songs by going around YouTube and now I'm listening to them so now maybe what I write may be a bit odd.

Like. idk. it's 2 AM WHO CARES

CUZ I DONT

Lol. Byeeeeee!

21. Eggggggg

[W.oH.oB.o]

Loved when Razor sung Let it Go lol

[.:That_Potato:.]

Doesn't everyone? :3 This was an amazing entry!!!

[Coolpaw5]

Loved when Razor sung Let it Go lol

Lol yup. My friend sings Let It Go like that.

Doesn't everyone? :3 This was an amazing entry!!!

Thank boo! (teehee. Cuz it's Halloween? Yeah, okay.)

[y-BearRut]

No literal words for this.... Razor though xD I died..

[jakesim]

I love this :3

[SilverWoes]

MY EARS AND LISTEN TO THIS VERSION OF HEADPHONES ITS MUCH BETTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EThulCr1cv8