High School Woes

[WolvesOfFire]

Murp murp here I am^^

[Black.Fire.]

I hath bookmarketh this fine work of literary fiction. There tis joyful rejoicing in my house.

[Neon-chan]

*inhales deeply*

THE NEW THREAD SMELLS LIKE CAKEEEEE
or is that my grandma baking something?
most likely the thread

[Coolpaw5]

Hey!

Today's Tuesday, so that means... MATH CLASSSS WITH TIMEEEEEEEE

I sat in my seat, and a few minutes later, Time came.

I don't know if I should tell him Razor likes me...

He is my friend, and I may need a guy's opinion on this...

NAH NVM

I CAN FIGURE THIS OUT BY MYSELF. I DON'T NEED NOBODY'S HELP

Time: Hey Alyssa.
Me: Hey Time.
Time: Did you do the homework?
Me: Yeah, did you?
Time: Mhm.
Me: Okie dokie then.
Time: **scratches forehead**

OH GOSH, WHAT IF HE KNOWS THAT I LIKE HIM

OH GOSH OH GOSH OH GOSH OH GOSH OH GOSH

Time: Can I ask you something?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'M DOOMED! HE KNOWS! HELP HELP SOS SOS WHYYYYYYYYYYY

Me: Y-Yeah, oc fourse. Uh, I mean, of course.
Time: Uh... **laughs** This is kind of awkward to ask...
Me: (°~°)

He knows. He knows I like him. I must pack my bags, dye my hair, change my name, move out of America, travel to a small country in Europe, and then make a living selling carpets and the occasional Welcome mat.

Time: Do you uh... How do you tell someone you like them?

. . .

I'm confused, sorry what were we talking about?

I was really expecting that "I know you like me, but I don't like you that way," but it never came.

So, I stupidly said:

Me: Huh?
Time: Uh, never mind.
Me: No, wait, what? Sorry, I wasn't really listening. Can you repeat that?

No, I heard him. I just wanted to confirm that it really wasn't, "I hate you, get away from me."

Time: Uh... How, um, doyoutellsomeoneyoulikethem?
Me: o_o How do you tell someone you like them?

Have I ever mentioned how cute he is when he's blushing?

Oh gosh, I hope no one EVER READS THIS

Time: Uh, yeah. Um, you don't have to answer, in fact, just forget I said anything.
Me: N-No, it's fine! I mean, uh, I don't know. I'm just going to answer.
Time: Okay.
Me: Uh...

If I knew the answer to this question, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have spent two years crushing on Jimmy Nickleson. And those two years were spent just staring at him. Gosh, I'm such a loser. Something happened to him and I didn't see him for the rest of Elementary school (or Primary school or whatever you call it wherever you are). Nobody speaks of it and they call it 'The Glue Accident of 2006.'

I didn't recognize him when I moved back, so meh. He's Time's friend though. Maybe I'll meet him one day.

Me: You could... Just tell them?
Time: **glares at me**
Me: Uh... Just kidding?
Time: I mean, I guess I have too much to risk.
Me: Is it a guy? o.o

Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but I really hope I didn't spend this long crushing on someone who wouldn't like me like that.

Time: No! I mean, I don't have a problem with it, but I'm straight, thanks.
Me: Oh, okay. **silent phew**
Time: So, um, yeah, do you know how?
Me: I have a feeling you're not going to tell me who it is.
Time: Yeah, no.

That just means I have to figure her out myself. No biggie.

Me: Okay, uh... What's your relationship with her at the moment?
Time: She's one of my friends.

Oh, THAT NARROWS IT DOWN. I didn't tell you this before, but he's pretty popular. He is friends with Logan, so yeah. He has a ton of friends and no doubt at least half are girls. Great.

Me: .__. Well, you have to find out what kind of confession she would like.
Time: How am I supposed to do that?
Me: Well... Uh... You can send someone (like MEEE) to go and ask her. Of course, they would need to know exactly who you liked...
Time: Hm... I don't think that'll work.
Me: Oh. Why?
Time: Then she would know that someone liked her.
Me: Oh. Hm. Then I'm not sure. Just do something cute or whatever and just tell her.
Time: I guess. Thanks, Alyssa.
Me: Yeah. No... Problem.

Since he asked me for romance advice, I guess he really doesn't like 'like' me. I mean, would you ask romance advice from your crush? Well, it's fine. I don't have time for a boyfriend anyway.

Yeah. No time for one.

Yeah...

I mean, it still hurts. I don't know. Whatever.

Bye.

2. Don't I have mad people skillz?

[middle child]

O: Totally ship it.

[Xura]

OH MY GOSH! Jimmy Nickleson!! Lol! That was too perfect. I'm crying.

[Coolpaw5]

O: Totally ship it.

Who doesn't??? Jk, a lot of you are Razor planers, totes get it.

OH MY GOSH! Jimmy Nickleson!! Lol! That was too perfect. I'm crying.

YESSS JIMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY

[TheFabulousHorse]

... Jimmy. I'm sorry Xura, Alyssa is over him by now. XD

[ParaKitty]

Wooo, it's back! Thank you Xura for the title X3
XD yeah, I think it's cute when guys blush because they "have to" act "tough" all the time and....then they blush...it's like awwwww, and they're like a tiny wittle puppy nowww. I'm sorry.

[Coolpaw5]

Wooo, it's back! Thank you Xura for the title X3
XD yeah, I think it's cute when guys blush because they "have to" act "tough" all the time and....then they blush...it's like awwwww, and they're like a tiny wittle puppy nowww. I'm sorry.

I personally can NEVER TELL IF SOMEONE'S BLUSHING
AND IT ANNOYS ME TO NO END

AND I CANT EVEN FEEL MYSELF BLUSHING

AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "Lol, Coolpaw, you're blushing," and I'm like, "I am?"

GAH >:T Yeah.

Also, thanks for reading! ^_^