Yes, that's right folks! It's the new product from Kitteh Katteh Productions! The new Anti-Procrastination Pills! Oh wait, here's the really over-stretched-truth commercial that makes my product look better than anything else! C:
Do you have a project that you had a month to work on due tomorrow?
Did you not work on it until now?
Do you wish you would have not waited until the last moment, and instead spent every waking moment on CS?
Well here's the product that you should have taken a while ago!
It's the brand new Anti-Procrastination Pills! They are guarenteed to subdue procrastination! If you know you have to do something, but would rather do something else that's pretty much worse than not doing anything at all, then grab one of these handy pills! They're sure to help you get the job done!
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
If you call RIGHT NOW, you will also recieve this guy with a hat and a weird shaped head!
Do you have a project that you had a month to work on due tomorrow?
Did you not work on it until now?
Do you wish you would have not waited until the last moment, and instead spent every waking moment on CS?
Well here's the product that you should have taken a while ago!
It's the brand new Anti-Procrastination Pills! They are guarenteed to subdue procrastination! If you know you have to do something, but would rather do something else that's pretty much worse than not doing anything at all, then grab one of these handy pills! They're sure to help you get the job done!
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
If you call RIGHT NOW, you will also recieve this guy with a hat and a weird shaped head!
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BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
We'll ALSO add in this FREE PENCIL with an additional fee of $20.99!
How could you possibly pass up this offer? Don't procrastinate! Buy your own Anti-Procrastination Pills TODAY!
To order you must be eighteen years or older! Call 1-800-555-5555 to get these gread meds! Again, that's 1-800-555-5555! Side effects may include headache, loss of interest, nasea, explosive diarreah, Cancer or Diabetes. Call now!
This has been a Kitteh Katteh Production.
We'll ALSO add in this FREE PENCIL with an additional fee of $20.99!
How could you possibly pass up this offer? Don't procrastinate! Buy your own Anti-Procrastination Pills TODAY!
To order you must be eighteen years or older! Call 1-800-555-5555 to get these gread meds! Again, that's 1-800-555-5555! Side effects may include headache, loss of interest, nasea, explosive diarreah, Cancer or Diabetes. Call now!
This has been a Kitteh Katteh Production.
